The Biggest (Stupidest) Loser!

What kind of people are the biggest losers? Apart from the normal kind, I just came to know of a new kind of losers, generally called as The (really, really) Stupid Losers. Moreover, currently they have a new leader.
There is a person I know who belongs to the above category. I think friends are the most important assets you can ever lose in your life. Well a person can make new friends but it’s always very difficult to actually forget the old ones or break relations them. And if the person leaves around 40-50 good friends (girls and boys) all in one go, all at a single time; just to play with boys his own age (15-16 years old maybe physically, mental age unknown), with no justified reason, is the personification of silliness. And what do you call such a person? Well calling him stupid is an insult to all the less stupid people. Still we will use the word and term him as the “World’s worst and really the stupidest loser ever”. It may sound silly but please….
And I don’t understand. How can a person forget all that his friends have done for him? They have helped him in so many ways. On the other hand, how can one forget the times spent together, tolerating his stupid behavior and stuff. Or the harmless teasing and bantering, practical jokes, etc. There are bound to be some problems. Then what might be the reasons that may lead to this level of idiocy? Whatever the reasons maybe, they should be solid and believable. I mean a person, who can’t at times think for himself, take such a drastically brainless decision, which I am sure he will repent for the remainder of his life. Who will tolerate him elsewhere? I think, only an external influence can do this. And if this influence is coming from a girl/woman, then it is even more unintelligent. History tells us that in nearly half of the world’s troubles, women have played an important part. Well ladies no offence meant and I’m sorry, please don’t mind.
Basically it doesn’t matter if that person leaves, he was not forced to stay. Even when being so close to people, the absence is not going to be missed at all. And as rightly said, all these times he was just putting up a show for all others of how nice or good he is. Well whatever.

Just one thing for the person concerned, Leave!! Do whatever you wish, who cares? No one will care basically. It seems you never belonged here anyway. Play! We’ll see how you do it all by yourself. Good Luck! But I’ll say, think! It’s never late to rectify your stupid mistakes instead of regretting them later. If not they will come back to haunt you all your bloody life and you will know how good that was back there. If you ever realize that, it will be very late. Ha ha ha ha

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Royal Screw Up!!Sounds better :)

{ Well most of what written below had to be rewritten because of the overwhelming response it got. Well many people thought I was on the verge of a break down or I have lost it completely, which is not the case. I'm as good as I ever was. I just wrote what I thought and it doesn't matter much. So I had to edit it and pull up most of it. Too personal I guess. Please look at it as a piece of fiction/senseless writing as most of it is and overlook it. Thank you very much :) }

Life sucks. Most people'’s lives do normally but mine is really sucking right now. I can literally hear the sucking sound, a royal screw up you can say!

It seems whatever I do I tend to be unsuccessfull. Whether be it work, play or even, well trying to get a girl or any other thing, I'm screwing up royally. However, I know I am not that bad at all this but I do not know what's gotten into me nowadays. I don'’t know why all this is happening. Nevertheless, the thing I don'’t get is my stint with girls. In the past 8 years, whichever girls I liked or say loved were either taken, engaged or got married and very few were not at all interested. Ah, crap! I will see to that myself and deal with that issue properly. And yes, I did try. Hard! But I will still keep on trying. Anyway, I still don't get it; How much money does a person need to be happy? What is the problem then?

Well that is not all. Whatever I say these days is either unnoticed, unheard of or is often misunderstood. I can'’t even convey what I really want to say. (I understood. So rewritingitng it) A simple sentence I say/write transforms into an argument or anything else which I did not expect. With all these nice things’ happening, I feel miserable. I think misery is insisting on my company. Ha ha ha. Anyway, my temper is slowly slipping out of my control lately and so is my health I guess. In addition to my woes, there are things that I was sure of doing until a couple of days back. Now I am having second thoughts about them. And only on the work front, all is well and I wish it stays that way. Let'’s hope all things will get sorted.
They say, '‘It'’s just one of those days'’. I'’ll say, it'’s like a routine for me for the past month or so.

Maybe I should stop right now and take a break from all this! Maybe it will work out. Maybe?!?

Another thing. A very important declaration.
Some people have lost their sense of humor!!
Well if you find it, please return it to them cordially.
In the mean time, do not mess with any of them.
If you do, expect some really dodgy reactions.

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I Hate Mobile Phones.Aaargh!! Hmmm...Do I?

A year or two back, perhaps I was the only person in the world who had absolutely no desire to own one, let alone tolerate one.

It seems like 99% of the people who have them only have them because they believe it will impress everyone else. Wrong. No one cares if you have a tiny phone or one with a camera or any other phone with shitty stuff with you, no one honestly does! Even the rickshaw wallas and bus conductors have phones!

Mobiles do not = social status.

Now days people are always on their mobiles, I mean always talking on the phone. They chat about where they are, what they did that day, what they have planned for dinner, etc. But...perhaps I'm wrong, but I don't see the point of ringing up a rather large phone bill just so you can chat with your mates about the events of the day when you can do that much cheaper at home or just meet up at some place and go on blabbering about all.

If one were a parent, or some businessperson or a doctor that needs to be contacted all the time, they would probably have one. Otherwise, I do not see or never saw the point.

Moreover, people driving/riding with them...I cannot count how many times I have nearly been run over or been hold up behind a nutcase who was "driving/riding" and talking on their mobile. This is dangerous for other pedestrians. Why can’t they just stop to the side giving proper signal and talk the bloody day out? However, most people don’t. Therefore, I do my part to teach them a lesson or just piss them off. Whenever I see anyone talking on mobile while driving/riding, I just put my finger on the horn of me vehicle. Haha that really does the trick. Still a much dangerous way is just drive by very close to them, look back, and see the fun.

In addition, some people just don’t even have the common sense to not use the phones when in libraries, hospitals, theaters, temples, etc. and disturb other innocent people who eventually become the victims of their conversations. Alternatively, just keep the mobiles on silent mode and if anyone has the urge to talk go in some bloody corner and talk softly.

Well I've had people tell me I'm just bitter because I didn’t have one at that time. Err...no. The reason I didn’t own one was because I thought I did not need one. If I honestly wanted to talk to someone, I would find a pay phone. On the other hand, use the phone at home or office if I am not out and about.

But well things changed. I had to buy one anyway for some reason. Well it did help me in many ways but monetarily it hasn’t helped me a bit. It's gotten ridiculous, really ridiculous. It has become a necessity and a curse.

Heck, who cares. The words above are not going to change the situation. They might change my views but still I don’t even know whether I really need the mobile or not. Until then I will manage by using it and spending a good amount of money to feed and keep it ringing.

Till next time...